Free Users: MAKE A DIFFERENCE
Posted by xii at 09:47 AM on February 28, 2005 in General Rants.
I recently went to the tabulas forums when I noticed my hits count log was for some reason stuck on 283 hits. I complained about it, only to get a reply from Roy (site administrator or some shit like that) who said "It was activated by accident and is only for pay users"pay users. fuck them all. Thats right, take your fist and ram it up their shit tank.
Me being the man who wants everything in life to be free, I can't stand this shit. If paid users can have a radio, nearly unlimited gallery images, Pamela Anderson give them hand jobs, why the hell can't free users can't get the most simplest of shit and be able to check how many people read their journal?
Here's where you come in.
If you're a free user, and you're reading this, go to the forums message Roy and tell his "I beat the Smart Kids" ass to give us hit logging capabilities. We deserve SOMETHING damnit. We're starting a fucking revolution if we need to. (Don't quote me on that. I'll fucking hurt you)
Just message Roy, tell him why you think we should have hit counts, and how it can make you feel better that people actually read that pile of shit you call your journal that is in no way better than mine.
DO IT NOW!
fuckers.
Please note, I have the upmost respect for Roy in not deleting my highly controversial journal. Thank you for your services. I just want hit count capabilities.
6 have spoken
greenvodka
sal

Ling (guest)

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!
Honey, with this post. You've just earned yourself 1000 hit counts.
yuhoo7
ciera
RAM THAT UP YOUR SHIT TANK. PWN'D
xii

Shut the fuck up and stop reading my journal.