After 12 months of excruciating pain and stomach bursting laughter...comes, the 2nd Quotable Quotes Awards.

to vote, choose 3 among the given and try to guess who said it. if you get 3 answers correct, magiging maganda ang new year mo hahaha parang chain letter... basta ilagay niyo ang tingin niyo na nagsabing mga ito

and the nominees...

1. (umiiyak)
m : ano ba dahilan?
k : bec...kasi...ugh because kasi...
m : because na, kasi pa

2. (bago mag bagong taon)
"tandaan natin, bawal magpaputok NG lasing"
(ok so pinapaputok na pala mga tao ngayon)

3. (hindi kilalang subsriber)
J: Kailangan mo na magpa-picture within the week.
tao : pwede bukas?

4. (lasing)
J: (nakatingin sa malayo)
M: (humarang sa tinitignan ni J) wag mo akong titigan! baka matunaw ako!

5. (pinaguusapan ang dating course)
m: kilala mo si N.E.? yung pinakamagandang babae daw sa comsci dati
d: uh...akala ko ako yung pinaka-maganda noon

6. (awarding ng figaro)
L: Hi, im {name}, PowerMac
W : Hi, im {name}. CHALK MAGAZINE
R : Hi, im {name}... (inaudible introduction). How about you?
M: Hi...im from...the school.

7. (pinaguusapan ang predator)
M : kesa naman pillin ko yung MOLESTATOR?!
N : ...MOLESTOR lang.

8. (naghahanap ng moisturizer)
M : pota, pag hindi ko natapos ang ritual ko sa mukha tuwing umaga tuyot ako
E : yuck!
M : i mean...dry mukha ko!!!

9. (pinauusapan sila judy ann)
M : ano tawag dun sa hindi nagbabayad ng tax?
C : alam ko! TAX INVADER!

10. (hindi kilala ng subscriber)
Boy : "Hi,i called earlier about the subscription. Are you Katt?"
Girl : "No... But im Raquel. (shakes hand)"

11. (naglalagay ng issue)
M : ano masasabi mo about R?
T : ha? wala...plutonic lang kami
M : eh? plutonic?!... baka PLATONIC!

12. (inuman nung isang party)
M: Ms. Lai, gusto niyo rice wine?
L: sorry hindi nako nagri-rice eh. hahahaha

13. (nanonood ng race)
younger person : "hala kuya, second lang pala...sino yung first?"
older person : (thinks) ewan ko...siguro yung una...

14. (ginulat)
"akala mo nagulat ako ah. ACCEPTED ko na yun!"

15. (naglolokohan)
kuya : "Ano english ng TULI?"
bunso : "ano ba...edi CIRCUMSTANCE!"

16. (seminar about work ethics)
"Why live if you're gonna take up space"

17. (nang maubusan ng pera0
m : oi pautang naman 5000
j : ganyan ka naman sa kaibigan mo eh
m : ano ba, what are friends for...

18. (...)
"i want you to see the roof, it's upstairs"

19. (naghahanap ng ibang words)
"kailangan niyo i-synonimize..."

20. (papasok ng hotel)
doorman: "good afternoon sir."
M: "Yes."

21. (11pm na uuwi)
m  : "ayokong umuwi nang sobrang gabi...baka maholdap ako"
y  : "bakit naman?"
m  : "sus...eh mukha akong mayaman!"

22. (naghahanap ng trabaho)
"i'm looking for a freehand job."

23. (habang naghahanap  ng way makalabas)
C: ito mga susi... baka makalabas na tayo dito.
K: wag na...ang dami.

24. (pagkatapos manalo sa isang match)
M: i want the pilipino peoles are enjoy and happy

After 12 months of excruciating pain and stomach bursting laughter...comes 2006's Quotable Quotes awards. [hindi ko na pinabongga ang poster ha hehe]

and the nominees...

FOR BEST SCHOOL RELATED QUOTE

1. Eis Garcia
"sa 1st term natin gagawin ang distributation ng guides..."

2. Carlos Depante
"yang printing ng ablaze, plausible ba yan?"

3. Kristel Manimtim
"rachel, punta ka sa school namin bukas... panoorin mo yung DANCE PERCENTATION namin"

4. Allan Jan Fernandez
student : sir break muna.
sir : break break...bahala kayo magbreak mga PAKYU kayo.
basta tapusin nyo panoorin to.

5. Eis Garcia
"para malaman ang importnantness nya"

6. Lai Rallos
"nakita nyo ba itong mga...chuvang ito? ang tawag dito ay mga chuva... barn doors"

FOR BEST TODO CONFIDENCE QUOTE

1. Mito Tubilleja
others : "nagpapagupit ako kung depressed ako"
mito : "ako nagpapagupit pag feeling ko ampanget ko na hahaha"

2. Jed Gregorio
"kaya kami nag-away, kasi mas kikay daw ako kesa sa kanya. HAHA. whatif yun nga yung reason"

3. Jet Menia
"im such a camwhore i know..shame on me pero its not vanity. it's like this, when i do nothing take pictures of myself...and i usually do nothing"

4. Mito Tubilleja
"ang cute naman ng dimples mo...kaso ako cute all in all"

FOR BEST FREUDIAN RELATED QUOTE

1. Karla Solis
person : "Si BJ daw manghihiram ng damit."
karla : "Ano BJ?!...[pause] ah... oo manghihiram nga sya"

2. Brian Bravo
"painumin mo muna, para lumuwag"

3. Leia Gutierrez
"Nako...ang boring sa dorm. Puro na lang vcd, dvd, ps2... kaya pag wala na... HUMP HUMP HUMP. hahahaha"

4. Gino Sabado
"laro tayo jack en poy puro bato" 

5. IC Mendoza
"si PEPE ang first kiss ko... hoy tao yun ha!"

FOR BEST LOVE/OBSESSION/LANDI AWARD

1. Potso - Wer is Godot
"nagising na lang ako...mas blind pa sa love"

2. Mito Tubilleja
mito : shit,hindi ko alam kung may boyfriend sya.
p2 : dahil? hindi mo sya maliligawan?
mito : hindi. para malaman ko kung mang-aahas pa ako.

3. Robbie Bautista
m: kahit anong mundo hindi umiikot sa kanya
robbie : ...mundo ko lang umiikot sa kanya

4. Leia Gutierrez
"Alam mo Dad, i met this cute guy at the dorm... his nickname yata is CALLBOY"

FOR BEST I-CONNECT MO NGA AWARD

1. Marvin Semilla
"baboy ka talaga, ang tawag sayo"

2. Carlos Depante
"ano ba, dont touch me...touch your own!"

3. Anonymous
"BF o GF?"
"oo..."

4. Carlos Valenzuela
m : "san ka galing?"
carlos : "madami! kumain, nag-inuman at nagdrive pa ako. ang saya!"

FOR MATAPOBRE AWARD

1. Ms. M
Ms. Minchin : is this your booth?
mi : yes ma'am...
Ms. Minchin : wow naman ang pretty! --sabay walkout

2. Dina Bonnivie
"oh my god danica...she looks soooo...very...uhm...lupa"

3. Janice Choi
is it malamig enough for me to wear a jacket?
 

last but not the least
FOR ULTIMATE QUOTE AWARD

1.  tindera sa carinderia
 "umorder na kayo? wag na! may free food...""

2. allegedly Melanie Marquez
"why do you have to tell it at my back...i have a face!"

3. Love Nakagawa
"bakit ganun yung dighay mo...parang galing sa loob?"

 

pano... bumoto ka na! hahaha
msg your votes or put your votes here :D

 

hahaha i just cant get over with this:

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Is Ileana Ros-Lehtinen a little paranoid?

Maybe.

On Wednesday, the Republican congresswoman got a call from President-elect Barack Obama, didn't believe it was him, and hung up on him. Twice.

According to Ros-Lehtinen's flack Alex Cruz, the congresswoman received the call on her cell phone from a Chicago-based number and an aide informed her that Obama wanted to speak to her. When Obama introduced himself, Ros-Lehtinen cut him off and said, "I'm sorry but I think this is a joke from one of the South Florida radio stations known for these pranks." Then she hung up.

Moments later, Obama tried again, this time through his soon-to-be chief of staff, Rahm Emanuel.  

"Ileana, I cannot believe you hung up on the President-Elect," Emanuel said. And then--yes, you know what's coming--she hung up on Emanuel saying she "didn't believe the call was legitimate."

A short time later, Ros-Lehtinen received an urgent call from Rep. Howard Berman (D-Calif.), the chairman of the Foreign Affairs Committee, who informed her that she indeed hung up on Obama. 

So, Obama tried again and this time he was successful. (Phew!)

---From yahoo news.

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It felt something in between pride and fulfillment, getting my [first] hard-earned salary.
And what better way to spend it?

SPLURGE.

Luckily, I was at the NBC Tent last Friday and It took me only an hour to spend 7500 (whoops, this does not mean that's my salary) Pesos.

Shameless plugging, starting November until the end of December, NBC Tent will hosting this weekend bargain of DESIGNER CLOTHES and other related metrosexualisms and vanity thingamajigs. I bought a Zara jacket for only 1k.

I think the products were leftovers from last year's collection so it would probably appear out of uso already. But hell, if you're a brand conscious person with a tight budget, GO and SPLURGE every weekend.

I'm already eyeing for the PAUL SMITH shoes there. Or should i buy myself a new laptop.

Hmmmm...priorities...Shoes or Laptops? hahahaha

That's All.

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Quote:
(T actually spoke in english, i just translated for unknown reasons)

T : Alam mo ba kung nasaan si...? (Do you know where is...?)
R : ay...hindi ko po alam kung alam ko.
T : ?

I saw a ghost at Burgundy Towers;
A friend told me my third eye is becoming active.
So what's going to happen?

 

I already have a part-time job
But im still part of the publications office in school.
So what's going to happen?

Someone came back from nonexistence;
I don't know if should be mad or not.
So what's going to happen?

I have DSL,
I lost 3 thousand pesos,
A friend is getting married,
I havent done anything with thesis,
I have two boarders,
I'm opting to become a brother,
I want to stop going to school,
I need time...
Space...
WARP! NGAYON DIN! (hahahaha)
So what's going to happen?

There's a lot of things in my mind that clutters me
There's a lot people around that's bothering me
There's a lot of this, a lot of that
So what's going to happen?

I do not know; I do not care.
Yet i do know i'm getting there.

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Haven't updated my blog lately. I'm having a hard time because i think i already use my journals as promotional materials for events or job openings.

I think i have to sign up for a different account already

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Quote:
1: "Asan si ...?"
2: "Aba ewan ko."
1: "Uyy Bitter!"
2: "Ang bitter mapait, ako gwapo"

early birthday celebration of Kathleen Blancaflor :D
and as usual, OPEN HOUSE NA'TO this coming friday.