November 26, 2004
Linkin Park feat Jay Z - numb
Sometimes, I just love chatting online with my fellow readers ...
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Eelynn: where's ur update???
Me: urrrm
Me: kekeke
Me: erm erm erm... ( as stupidity goes )
Eelynn: tao lan ar!!!
Me: ppl busy like hell lah
Reason ...
Me: being busy for whole week for assignment
More Reason ...
Me: plus my bday mar
Me: three party straight on
Even More Reason ...
Me: too many alcohol
Yeah right ...
Eelynn: oo... never chia me go oso...
Me: my brain's retarded
Me: you wan you come lah
Me: got fourth one
Eelynn: u muz sponsor me plane ticket... den i go... hehehehe
Eelynn: wah.... sai mg sai so many ar...
Eelynn: u wanna do 24 sessions isit??? for each n every year???
Me: hehehe
Me: it is just that i am 24
Me: and you only have 365 days for being 24
Eelynn: excuses excuses
Me: not more not less
Eelynn: not that u dun drink every other day
Me: ummm ... ummm
Eelynn: u're gonna go overdrive one day... with all the fagging + boozing... heh
Eelynn: den who's gonna blog to entertain me?
Me: you
Me: besides ...
Me: i did not fag ( LIAR LOSER ! )
Eelynn: myself???
Eelynn: nono... im boring... i cant blog to entertain myself.... that's why i need monkey like u to blog for my entertainment purpose...
Eelynn: u didn't fag? u do fag
Me: errrm errrm
Me: socially ... yes ... but that doesnt count! ( Ar Hah ! )
Me: right ?
Me: i mean in "normal" daily basis, i didnt fag
Eelynn: what is social smoking & smoking??? what's the diff?
Me: u dont understand !
Eelynn: wat u mean by "normal" daily basis???
Me: there is a diff !
Me: There is !
Eelynn: enlighten me... ye almighty monkey ...
Me: waking up ... sleeping ... eating ... daily normal basis ... see?
Eelynn: n in between that?
Eelynn: there's yam cha session, clubbing session, dinner, lunch, teatime, supper, pooping on the toilet bowl... that's when u smoke isit???
Me: those are social time.
Me: Social time in my dictionary is simple
Me: it means ... " When you social a.k.a when you meet people and bonds in interaction''
Me: so you see ... when i wake up ... i am alone ... ( with exeption that if there's a naked woman next to me ... that is a social moment ... hence i smoke, like in the movie)
Eelynn: ah.... so... EVERYTIME someone is there with u... u smoke???
Eelynn: HAHAHAHAHAH
Me: When i brush my teeth ... ( I dont smoke ... as the fact that there's no point of brusing my teeth and smoke at the same time ... impossible ... because ... smoking will kill the fun of brushing the teeth )
Me: so now ... you understand ?
Eelynn: oo... brushing teeth is fun?
Me: oh ...you have no idea babe ... very fun ...
Me: you brush it untill lotsa soap bubbles
Eelynn: so basically... anytime there's someone with u... u smoke... that's it? rite?
Eelynn: den wat do u do with the bubbles?
Me: then you soak a mouthful of water
Me: and go " GOLOK GOLOK GOLOK GOLOK ... like a boiling steam machine "
Me: as loud as you can ...
Eelynn: OO.... OO.... how FUN!!!
Me: and if you can ... " you can go .. GROLOK GROLOK GROLOK ... TOOO TOOOOTT TOOOTT " in the same time
Me: see ... TOOTT TOOOTT ....
Eelynn: what's that tooott tooottt tttoooottt sound? where's that comin from?
Ignoring ...
Me: on board now ! Heading for NEVERLAND !
Me: TOOO TT TOOT ...
Me: used you mouth lah
Me: when you try to spill the water out
Me: you go ... TOOO TOOO ...
Me: and the fun of brusing you teeth ...
Eelynn: there's the sound of toottt coming out of ur mouth??? i din know dat
Me: and brushing your tounge till its very very very end of the roots into your throat
Eelynn: den u will gag
Me: the fun of making those " UWEEEEK ... PWWWWWWWWUK ... UWWWWK " sound as loud as you can
Me: and go " AHHHH ! PUI ! "
Me: wah ... syiok syiok
Me: HAHAHHAHAAHAH
Eelynn: u're gross...
Me: And i love the fun of brusing your teeth with one leg standing...
Eelynn: never tried that
Eelynn: how is it fun?
Me: oh try that ...
Me: maintaining balancity ... playing circus
Me: Or dance when brushing
Me: listen to the radio
Me: brush to the rythms
Me: brush tap tap tap ... brush ... tap tap tap ... brush !
Me: my favourite song would be " Heaven ! This is in heaven ! You are my angel er er er ..... la la la !"
Me: You know ?
Eelynn: is that an old song?
Me: Knock Knock !!! Cameron Diaz's fav in charlie's angel ?
Eelynn: oo... okie okie... yaya...
Eelynn: so what's the fun of fagging? is there a fun in that?
Me: maybe i should try it in Marilyn Manson's song ...
Me: jeng ge jeng jeng jeng !
Me: Brush a Brush Brush Brush
Me: then go .... UWeeeeeekaaaaaaaaaaaw !
Me: Personal Jesus !
Me: Jeng a Jeng Jeng
Me: This is the new shit ! Jeng ! Ueeeeewweeeka !
Me: enlightening aye ?
Eelynn: LOL...
Eelynn: u, monkey, are my official entertainer
Me: thank you very much, it is 10 pounds please, madamme ( mike looks at Eelynn and look at his empty milo can )
Eelynn: *Lynn looks away, nonchalantly*
Eelynn: I cant hear you... lalalalalala
Eelynn: So what else is fun? do u think pooping is fun? pooping makes music of its own too....
Me: I think farting is fun
Me: As i have previously blogged about it long time ago
Me: that is in the case that you are the "farter"and not the "fartee"
Me: Mwahahahahaha....
Eelynn: how so?
Me: Cause you never complain at your own fart
Me: tee-hee
Eelynn: true true...
Eelynn: so can u fart in music???
Me: You go ... Puuuuuuuuuuuk ! Pik Piak ! Ahhhhhhhh .... sedap .... shuuu fook sai !
Me: oh ... didnt Eminem love doing that in his song ?
Eelynn: yaya! he did
Me: dadida ... 'Just lose it ... Puuuk ! Ops ... Just lose it !'
Me: See ... ??
Me: next time when you hear that song
Eelynn: and then some sounds "wet"... and then u realised, oops! a little poop escaped! rite
Me: Reload yourself with your fart
Eelynn: mwahahahah! what else is fun?
Me: wait ...
Me: let me fart first !
Silence ...
Me: PUK ! * the aroma of Myjo Mee & Strawberry Yogurts * PUK !
Me: Urrrgh ... Ahhh
Eelynn: Ewwwwww !!!
